Wiolawa Press: Aliens and UFO Art - Part 2: The Reptile Strikes Back

(This is part 2 of a 2-part series on the website http://www.wiolawapress.com .)

Naturally, Wiolawa's quest against the reptilian invaders has not been without reprisal from the powers that be. In addition to killing some of her friends with their most fearsome weapons, car crashes and Hepatitis, the fiendish Reptilians have also attempted to end Wiolawa's life by using a helicopter to drop pieces of cardboard on her car and putting foxglove (digitalis) extract in her carrot juice. Pulse weapons, of course, also make an appearance:

they have zapped me with their pulse weapons quite a few times... seriously.. on my heart chakra above my bed.. through the roof..i could not move for 6 hours.. and my husband and i agreed they would attempt to further kill me if we called the ambulances

ZAPPED me to the right of my sternum from my back .. ( several times ) &.. in the Superstitions while hiking .. and often to my head.. left temple area.. was extremely severe in further car chases.. i had an ice pack for three days on my temple.. from one severe shot.. so much for CoL Alexanders NON LETHAL weapons.. i assure you two of those blasts were meant to be lethal

Obviously these chakra-targeting pulse weapons are nonphysical, perhaps controlled by thought. So not only have the Reptilians mastered the use of ineffective poisons and the fine art of using cardboard as a murder weapon, they now have psychic pulse weapons, and I've heard tell that they can kill a yak from 300 yards away with their mind bullets.


That's telekinesis, Kyle.

As if attempted murder wasn't enough, several servants of the Reptoid overlords have taken to posting on Wiolawa's forums -- going back several years, in fact! Not only has the leader of the snake people himself been posting on an Internet conspiracy forum, there have also been appearances by Tom DeLay and the President himself! Note that Mr. Bush overuses exclamation marks and substitutes Yen signs for apostrophes, clearly indicative of the fact that North Korea, which is totally really close to Japan, is a puppet state of the USA and is currently being aggressive for the sole purpose of blinding us to the coming reptilian invasion.

Despite the intimidation tactics, Wiolawa soldiers onward, ever a spiritual warrior in the quest to expose every single disease or world event to happen in the last century as a reptilian plot.

AIDS? The tragic result of vampires cross-breeding with humans.

Ebola and bird flu? Genetically modified (that's sciencese for "evil") snake viruses meant to drive our species to extinction. Hell, Ebola already looks like a snake, and you don't even have to run it through Photoshop.

SARS? A genetic virus intended to turn future generations of humans into reptiles, by causing Harlequin ichthyosis (WARNING: some pictures in this link are not safe for work or for the mind of anyone who is not already an empty jaded husk of a human being thanks to the internet), a birth defect that existed long before SARS and which is almost invariably fatal within a few days. Clearly the reptiles have been at work on Earth laying the groundwork for the development of SARS even longer than originally suspected.

I shudder to think where we'd be without Wiolawa Press. For one thing, the US, without knowing that Baghdad was protected by an energy shield before the last Iraq war, would have been entirely powerless. Plus we wouldn't be aware of the secret cattle-mutilating UFOs disguised as innocent-looking clouds, or even the black lasers and reptile sexcopters that resulted in the destruction of the Space Shuttle Columbia. And I don't know about you, but I couldn't be happier than I am with that knowledge.

So for these reasons and more, I salute you, Wiolawa. Shine on, you crazy, crazy diamond.